Showing posts with label twisted limericks. Show all posts
Showing posts with label twisted limericks. Show all posts

Wednesday, October 25, 2017

Ashes




Graphic by Rebekah Joy Plett

Limerick by Dawn Pisturino


Ashes

A man with a hairy mustache,
Tried to smoke and was turned into ash.
His body was gone, but his ghost lingered on
To sweep himself up for the trash.

July 12, 2011

Published in the September 2011 issue of

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Thursday, October 19, 2017

The Cannibal and his Dog




Graphics by Rebekah Joy Plett
Limerick by Dawn Pisturino


The Cannibal and his Dog

A cannibal walking his dog,
Got hungry and sat on a log.
"I'll start with the spleen.
This dog is too lean.
I shouldn't have taught him to jog!"

July 19, 2011

Published July 31, 2011 in the Underneath the Juniper Tree
Sunday Poetry category

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