Chelsea had a Little Lamb

Artwork by Ken Lamug

Poem by Dawn Pisturino

CHELSEA HAD A LITTLE LAMB

Chelsea had a little lamb,

Its fleece was black as soot. 

And everywhere that Chelsea went,

That lamb was underfoot.

It followed her to school until

The cooking class went wild

And served that lamb with mint and dill,

One chop for every child!

October 6, 2011

Published in the December 2011 issue of

Underneath the Juniper Tree.

Copyright 2011-2017 Dawn Pisturino. All Rights Reserved.

HAPPY HALLOWEEN!

Ashes

Graphic by Rebekah Joy Plett

Limerick by Dawn Pisturino

Ashes

A man with a hairy mustache,

Tried to smoke and was turned into ash.

His body was gone, but his ghost lingered on

To sweep himself up for the trash.

July 12, 2011

Published in the September 2011 issue of

Underneath the Juniper Tree.

Copyright 2011-2017 Dawn Pisturino. All Rights Reserved.

The Cannibal and his Dog

Graphics by Rebekah Joy Plett

Limerick by Dawn Pisturino

The Cannibal and his Dog

A cannibal walking his dog,

Got hungry and sat on a log.

"I'll start with the spleen.

This dog is too lean.

I shouldn't have taught him to jog!"

July 19, 2011

Published July 31, 2011 in the Underneath the Juniper Tree

Sunday Poetry category

Copyright 2011-2017 Dawn Pisturino. All Rights Reserved.

The Old Man from Brazil

    Graphic by Rebekah Plett

            

                Limerick by Dawn Pisturino          

    

The Old Man from Brazil

       There was an old man from Brazil

       Who ate 'til he made himself ill.

        "It's always a treat to eat mangled meat.

      I relish the taste of road kill!"

July 14, 2011

Published July 16, 2011 on the

Underneath the Juniper Tree website.

Published in the August 2011 issue of Underneath the Juniper Tree.

The Old Man from Brazil I

There was an old man from Brazil

Who ate 'til he made himself ill.

He gave up the ghost, said good-bye to his host,

And flew home to his house on the hill.

July 7, 2011

 Copyright 2011-2017 Dawn Pisturino. All Rights Reserved.