Limericks by Dawn Pisturino
Spiders
A girl who ate spiders for lunch,
Found shiny black widows to munch.
The poison contained in their bodies remained,
Giving that girl quite a punch!
July 12, 2011
More Spiders
A girl who liked spiders to eat,
Found poisonous spiders a treat.
Their sweet-tasting nectar
Began to infect her,
Turning her into dead meat!
July 13, 2011
Spider Cider
A girl who liked spiders inside her,
Washed them down with a very fine cider.
"Two parts cyanide makes them slither and slide,"
She wrote to her secret confider.
July 13, 2011
The Sorcerer from Beijing
A sorcerer born in Beijing,
Found a magical jade dragon ring.
It breathed out green smoke,
Transforming that bloke
To a blood-thirsty cannibal king!
July 14, 2011
Killers
A killer rampaging a town,
Ran into a carnival clown.
The clown drew a knife
And took that man's life,
Then started a spree of his own!
July 16, 2011
The Witch and the Burglar
A witch flying home on her broom
Spied a burglar trashing her room.
"I'll get you for this!" she said with a hiss.
His head was soon found in Khartoum.
July 17, 2011
An Uppity Cat
A cat who liked veggies and cheese,
Refused to eat mouse canapés.
"I just can't abide that tough, hairy hide.
I'd rather eat onions and peas!"
July 16, 2011
A Nasty Old Gnome
A nasty old gnome name o' Bill
Liked to puncture old teeth with a drill.
He gathered some bones from a graveyard he owns,
But that skeleton wouldn't sit still!
February 5, 2012
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